Fart Baseball - Official Rules

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Fart Once - Get on base.  Fart Twice - Get on second.  Fart a Third Time - Get on third.  Fart a Fourth Time - Go home and get a run.

Outs - If someone farts before you get home, you’re Out and that other person assumes their base position.  Only one person on base at a time. (More points are scored with controlled release)

In-Park Home Run - If a fart clears the room, or all windows are opened in an automobile, the player receives a in-park home run.

Pop Fly - If a player attempts a hit, but only is able to produce a red face, they suffer an Out and must leave base.

Soiling - If you soil yourself while playing, it’s an automatic Grand Slam.  Quick way to achieve four runs.

Winner determined at end of day or other pre-determined period.